A person who is a burden on society, a useless waste of space human being.
That bitch over there is such dumb loser, what a scrumpet!
by Jiglibxt July 31, 2018
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Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.
by Micky Love February 21, 2019
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