When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!
by two dollar scratchy hater May 15, 2009
After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.
I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
by dimas porokas April 13, 2008
When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.
Can be addictive like a drug.
Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
by chazz122 July 29, 2012
"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012
Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023