scorpio

a Scorpio is a 2 faced bitch who skips class bc they think its cool, is secretly hated by everyone and who will do anything to be popular

penny is a Scorpio "great"

by grace peneoply March 22, 2021

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Scorpio

One Mysterious MotherF*cker....
With Eyes Deep As Balls
That'll Make U Freeze Or Melt

Sex With Them
Is A Haunting Experience
Guaranteed To Leave You Obsessed

Can Carry

A Whole Conversation
By Themselves

Because They're Very
Charismatic & Sarcastic
At The Same Time

They Got A Dry Sense Of Humor
But Their Sexy Voice

Makes Up For It

& A ShitLoad

Of Comebacks

Will Point Out Ur Flaws
Like They're Ordering Food

Gurl #1

Ugh Scorpios Are So Hot
Like why r they even
part of the water sign group

Gurl 2

Because They'll Get U
Super Wet Duh

Gurl 3

I Heard They Got Really Big "Stingers" ;)

by TexasTroublemaker October 8, 2023

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october scorpio

October scorpio are dickheads

Defined
Anna:what’s your birthday month and zodiac sign?
Cody:it’s October and im a scorpio
Anna:your a October scorpio💀?
Cody:yea
Anna:YOUR A DICKHEAD

by bigbootybitches1462 June 16, 2022

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