of German origin, etymology insists from the greek "Ser" and "Mach" meaning shoe maker. In the German language, schur mann means "villainous man" However, this is not the case. Any Schurmann you meet will be shady looking, yet has a sensitive side, with a few topics that should never be discussed unless you wanna get punched directly in the throat. He'll be short-ish, with a third leg for a dick. Usually has colored eyes, thanks to that cunt Hitler, it's highly unlikely any German will have brown eyes. Has a nice sense of humor, and gets about every joke. Can be a dick head when he wants to be, knows how to get the ladies, due to that silver tongue he was born with, and he knows how to use it to his advantage, (manipulation). Doesn't like to fight, but will kick you right in the teeth, which will shoot down through your intestines to your urethra and shoot out like solid semen.
Guy 1: "Dude, I saw my girl talking to Schurmann"
Guy 2: "He fucked her."
Girl 1: "So I saw you talking to Schurmann earlier...?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I fucked him."
Alvarado Matthew Chris Jose Smith Matthew Chris Jose Luis Alvarado German] Latino booty American Narcissist