schrodinger 

An Austrian scientist who proposed the modern equations for QED (which would evolve from them QCD) creating more or less the modern atomic model.

Erwin Schrodinger

schrodinger by Fephisto November 11, 2003

schrodinger 

DUMB VERSION:
someone who fucking put a cat in a box with something dangerous that would have a 50% chance to kill the cat so that he could explain "paralell universes" better
GOOD VERSION:
schrodinger (1887-1961) was a man who wanted to describe that...feeling...when...a path forks, and...how to emphasize on that. so, he made "schrodinger's cat", a tale as old as time, where he stuffed a cat in a box, and put something dangerous in it (we actually don't know what it was) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. now, this setup resulted is something interesting: WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE CAT IS DEAD OR ALIVE, UNTIL WE LIFT THE LID ON THE BOX. this shattered the universe and duplicated it, where there were now TWO of the exact same universe that of which only difference was a cat that was dead and one that was alive. he had single handedly described the fork in the road...PARALELL UNIVERSES.

schrodinger

schrodinger by damnboihethic69 January 4, 2021

Schrodinger 

Adjective describing an object or concept that could be there, but at the same time, may not be there.

That ball is such Schrodinger, like, I saw it a second ago, and now, it's gone.

Schrodinger by LemionLaLemon February 15, 2025

Schrödinger 

A rising youtuber whose content is revolved mainly around guns. Some of the guns he uses are real firearms and others are airsoft guns. He also makes "wacky" and "random" videos with his friends just to have a laugh. He is predominantly known for reloading his guns and creating new, interesting ways to reload them or recreating certain reload animations in videogames such as Call of Duty Modern Warfare (2019)

Dude 1: Bro wake up
Dude 2: Why? *yawns*
Dude 1: Schrödinger uploaded 6 minutes ago
Dude 2: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! PUT IT ON THE TV!

Schrödinger by Tankify January 4, 2021

Schrödinger 

A big cock

Girl (12 years old): Holy guacamole I have never seen a schrödinger before!
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
Me (43 years old): Can't wait to have SOOOOO much fun.

Schrödinger by theblueytimes November 26, 2024

Schrödinger 

A Schrödinger is someone who decides what they meant by something only after seeing the reaction to it. A good example of this is Schrödinger's Douchebag, which is commonly defined as "Someone who says something bad, and decides weather or not it was a joke after seeing the reaction to it." Another example is someone who sends a risky text and says they accidentally sent it to the wrong person if the reaction to the text is negative.

Person One: This person asked me out and said it was a dare when I rejected them.

Person Two: That definitely wasn't a dare, they were just being a Schrödinger.

Schrödinger by Sir_Platypus_VII December 11, 2023

Schrödinger’s Feminist 

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…

A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.

Schrödinger’s Feminist by Lenny K April 7, 2022