by Nire November 19, 2003
1.School (skule)noun
School is a (poorly funded, on the contrary to taxation) government institution that all persons the age of 4-18 are required to go by law. Some of the many "usefull" subjects taught in school include 'the reproductive system of the inch worm', 'the population density of Czechoslovakia', the 'person per car ratio of south africa' etc.
By teaching useless information, the government can destroy independent thought and make people the "gears of society" (this is why the dress code is so strict and anything the slightest bit remote/independent/outstanding is not allowed). The government thinks that people will fuction better in society if they are taught not to think. This only benefits the few people who are bosses and ironicly independent thinkers. Think about it, every person who sits at a cubicle all day along with 200 other people in their cubicles don't even understand why they are doing what their bosses tell them. They just understand that to get payed they must do what the boss tells them even if they do not understand why this has ALOT to do with grades.you are given an assignment of which its productive purpose does not appear to exsist and which you do not understand and told that you must get a good grade no questions asked. an A represents a good pay check, a B represents a all right pay check and a C represents a not so good pay check etc, F meaning hobo. Unfortunatly people who got A's all their life are only going to be middleclass because they gave in to not thinking for themselves. so at the end of the day when 200 people turn in their work, it all fits together making a functioning company. School only teaches people to be functioning parts of society. Hell with florescent lighting. see hell or brainwash.
2.School (skule) verb
To school someone is to give a person a lesson in something.
School is a (poorly funded, on the contrary to taxation) government institution that all persons the age of 4-18 are required to go by law. Some of the many "usefull" subjects taught in school include 'the reproductive system of the inch worm', 'the population density of Czechoslovakia', the 'person per car ratio of south africa' etc.
By teaching useless information, the government can destroy independent thought and make people the "gears of society" (this is why the dress code is so strict and anything the slightest bit remote/independent/outstanding is not allowed). The government thinks that people will fuction better in society if they are taught not to think. This only benefits the few people who are bosses and ironicly independent thinkers. Think about it, every person who sits at a cubicle all day along with 200 other people in their cubicles don't even understand why they are doing what their bosses tell them. They just understand that to get payed they must do what the boss tells them even if they do not understand why this has ALOT to do with grades.you are given an assignment of which its productive purpose does not appear to exsist and which you do not understand and told that you must get a good grade no questions asked. an A represents a good pay check, a B represents a all right pay check and a C represents a not so good pay check etc, F meaning hobo. Unfortunatly people who got A's all their life are only going to be middleclass because they gave in to not thinking for themselves. so at the end of the day when 200 people turn in their work, it all fits together making a functioning company. School only teaches people to be functioning parts of society. Hell with florescent lighting. see hell or brainwash.
2.School (skule) verb
To school someone is to give a person a lesson in something.
1.Learn and memorize the anatomy of a single celled organism found in a swamp= succeed in life.
2.Dude i just schooled you.
2.Dude i just schooled you.
by Jack John Hagen September 28, 2005
Schools are just a front for corporate bigshots, to enslave the minds of innocent children and force them to complete mind numbing work. See concentration camp
by Anonymous May 16, 2003
A torture chamber. A place where you spend 25% of your life on (not including homework.) A place where you have to listen to a teacher's constant ramblings. A place that is made to brainwash kids in thinking that their life is ruined if they don't go to school.
Me: Whatchu do today?
Mindless Zombie: I went to school for 10 hours, then went home and did my homework.
Me: aww that sucks...
Mindless Zombie: I went to school for 10 hours, then went home and did my homework.
Me: aww that sucks...
by ilolalaugh February 25, 2012
American conspiracy, children are tricked at a young age its the only way the will "suceed" in life. This fake, money based idea of sucess is rediculous. You dont suceed in life by being another victim of society, and having a horribly boring, normal life.
1)Real, useful knowledge is not gained by being drilled into you, yet by life lessons you learn on your own.
2) Everyone is here for a different reaon. Nobody was put here to make money and boost the economy.
3) At school, children are brainwashed in multiple ways. Most prominent is to give in to authorites and not question them. This is to weaken them and allows government more & easier control. Hence children at school are not allowed to express any rebellious actions.
4) Unless you allow yourself to give in to this conspiracy, you cannot get a good job. Hence, the "knowledge" gained at school is so rediculous, especially the math lessons. It is just a filler and side exuse to base the brainwashing on.
1)Real, useful knowledge is not gained by being drilled into you, yet by life lessons you learn on your own.
2) Everyone is here for a different reaon. Nobody was put here to make money and boost the economy.
3) At school, children are brainwashed in multiple ways. Most prominent is to give in to authorites and not question them. This is to weaken them and allows government more & easier control. Hence children at school are not allowed to express any rebellious actions.
4) Unless you allow yourself to give in to this conspiracy, you cannot get a good job. Hence, the "knowledge" gained at school is so rediculous, especially the math lessons. It is just a filler and side exuse to base the brainwashing on.
God: I put you on earth to help others, and teach the lesson of overcoming troubles.
Government: YOU WILL NEVER SUCEED IN LIFE UNLESS YOU CAN DO PI R SQUARED X 23.4! YOU ARE A USELESS LOSER AND OUTCAST OF SOCIETY.U CANT PASS A TEST OF SQUARE ROUTES, SO YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING. YOUR NOT HELPING POLITICANS IMAGES, SO YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE FEWER JOB OPPORTUNITIES.
Government: YOU WILL NEVER SUCEED IN LIFE UNLESS YOU CAN DO PI R SQUARED X 23.4! YOU ARE A USELESS LOSER AND OUTCAST OF SOCIETY.U CANT PASS A TEST OF SQUARE ROUTES, SO YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING. YOUR NOT HELPING POLITICANS IMAGES, SO YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE FEWER JOB OPPORTUNITIES.
by Adam K. July 30, 2005
1.
An institution within nations that allows for the brainwashing of today's youth.
2.
A prison setup by government officials to lock-up and force children under the legal age of ownership and self-counsel to stay so that they may be brainwashed and forced to live out a hell when they could be having fun.
3.
A centeralized place of shitty education that is unlike a tradeschool where you learn things that you will never again use in life.
4.
A social gathering of idiots who must be there to cause havoc upon the educated minds who wish not to be there.
See Also: Mental institution
5.
A place where you waste a lot of time learning things when you'll just repeat them at an University or Community College.
An institution within nations that allows for the brainwashing of today's youth.
2.
A prison setup by government officials to lock-up and force children under the legal age of ownership and self-counsel to stay so that they may be brainwashed and forced to live out a hell when they could be having fun.
3.
A centeralized place of shitty education that is unlike a tradeschool where you learn things that you will never again use in life.
4.
A social gathering of idiots who must be there to cause havoc upon the educated minds who wish not to be there.
See Also: Mental institution
5.
A place where you waste a lot of time learning things when you'll just repeat them at an University or Community College.
I wasted most of my life in school so I decided to go to an alternative and graduate early so I wouldn't have to put up with the idiotic, brainwashed, fools of today's American society. I am now learning a trade making more than people who graduate college.
FUCK THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!
FUCK THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!
by Kamisama May 5, 2005