schnurph 

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)

person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."

schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

schurr 

A last name from the Germans. Or in other words a loving caring name. A Schurr can sometimes be hard headed. Big hearted people who would do anything for anyone.

The Schurrs came home.

schurr by The most awesome people ever June 18, 2016

schnurrbart 

1.German for moustache.
2.A word you can randomly put in to a sentence to confuse people.

1.Hitler had a pathetically small schnurrbart.
2.Person1-Hey John you got a great schnurrbart.
John-What the fuck is a schnurrbart.

schnurrbart by schnurrbart June 21, 2006

Schnuarted 

When you are about to bust a nut and shit your pants...

Oh fuck yeah babe I’m gonna bust, oh yeahhhhhh......oh shit.... I uh just Schnuarted....

Schnuarted by GoblinKing6661 May 13, 2021

schnuerffdog day 

a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!

“hey, why are you ironing your green shirt?”
“it’s schnuerffdog day tommorow, obviously!!”

schnuerffdog day by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023

Schmurr 

n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge

1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??

Schmurr by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018

schnurf 

The grunt-like sound made by bull-type game dogs, such as Pugs, English Bulldogges, Frenchies, and Staffies. Typically cute/endearing.

Oh my gosh! What cute little schnurfs that dog made!

schnurf by Adnauseum September 9, 2016