A grumpy, pipe smoking draon-like creature typically found in the humid climes of the Helman River Valley. The Schnarrizard feeds on fingers, ears, ants, rocks and chicken when it can get them. Typically found alone as the Schnarrizard tends to eat the creatures that attempt to socialize with it.
No one knows where the Schnarrizard comes from, but this magnificent creature may, unfortunately, be making the endangered species list sooner than anyone expects.
by Schnizzle_hm September 6, 2010