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Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)
Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten
by Schmittey May 24, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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