A monstrous looking person, with very low level of intelligence. A Schluckebier often makes growling noises when it's either eating or drinking. A Schluckebier often spend its entire life at mental hospital with other retards like himself.
A: ''My nabo is making all these noises when he is eating, it is very annoying''.
B: ''He might be a Schluckebier!!''
THE most endangered races to date. They eat loads of bacon and Lucky Charms while running marathons. For fun. Only one has been caught in the past 10 years and the government has put together the NAAS (National Association for Acquiring Schluckebiers) to capture and harvest these beings as they are a sufficient source of energy (41 trillion gigawatts per .453 milliseconds ).
Look at that Schluckebier! I heard he gets so much pussy!