Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .
JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021
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someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
by yumclump September 18, 2017
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