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schlicking 

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!
schlicking by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

schlifting

When one searches his/her apartment, dorm room, living room, etc. for left over amounts of soda, beer, etc. in left over cans and bottles strewn across the room.
I was so hung over I went schlifting through the old party cans scattered about my room
schlifting by Zeiek August 23, 2006