hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

schleimer by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

Schlampe 

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.

We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.

schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012

Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.

Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.

Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Von Schlemmer 

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

Von Schlemmer by craz kylo May 23, 2008