schlegel
The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch
schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017
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Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.
Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.
schlegel by TakeDemNotes February 13, 2018
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Schlegel
A sandbagging firefighter. A firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullshit. When the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, "it's bullshit" and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. Drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.
Ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we've been on scene for 10 minutes now.
Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.
Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.
Schlegel by Dragon slayer 23 December 24, 2013
Schlegel
adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life
Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.
Schlegel by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006
Schlegel
An employee’s stupidity or sense of entitlement ultimately leading to the Company’s or their own demise.
You guys know why Rich didn’t show up for work tonight? I don’t know, maybe his ass got Schlegeled....
Schlegel by Tiger Bisking October 27, 2021
Schlegel Baby
When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby
Schlegel Baby by Shitshow-- March 16, 2024
Dirty Schlegel
Dirty Schlegel by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010