shitowski 

An exclamation. Like the word "shit" but just a tad bit cleaner and more amusing to say.

Sheh-towe-skee

*hits thumb with hammer* Shitowski!"

"Shitowski, I forgot my homework."

shitowski by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005

Schabowski 

Usally someone with a very large penis. Typically also has large hands and stubby little fingers.

Schabowski's tend to have an odd opinion of reality and often distort themselves to fit into it.

Wow! I knew he was a Schabowski when he took off the gloves!

Schabowski by nadafinger September 28, 2010