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When you are sitting on the toilet and you think your done shittin and an uncontrolable g-force of unholy bloody oozing maggit infested shit comes spewing out of your anus tearing the skin around your sphencter.
Person 1: why are you in the hospital?
Person 2: I was sitting on the toilet and I destroyed my insides due to a massive scheuchenshat.
by Nate G. March 11, 2005