Skip to main content

Scene fail 

1. A try-hard; A person attempting to fit into the ridiculous stereotype of scene but ends up looking more like a clown than is required for the particular label.

2. A really awesome blog on Tumblr. coonbabies.tumblr.com
That girls hair looks like she stuck her head in the microwave. Look at all those cheap Hot Topic accessories. What a scene fail.
Scene fail by therealkikikannibal January 9, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch

scenetails 

The pointless pigtail-like hairdo scene girls with short inverted haircuts sometimes sport. The only way it's like regular pigtails is because it consists of two ponytails. Instead of being on either side of the head they are located at the bottom of the back of the head a couple inches apart.
l: dammit,i need a haircut again
d: why?
l: lol idk
l: ehhh i dunno
l: i might grow it out some
l: i always say that htough
l: then i chop it all off
d: hahah
d: as long as you can have pigtails I won't mind ;] hahah
l: hahaa i can only have scenetails
d: those're still acceptable.
scenetails by loregore November 11, 2008

scenetail 

Scene girls aren't usually seen with this, but it is often seen on a windy day. The scene girl does her normal ratting, teasing, backcombing, etc, to her hair, and gathers the extensions underneath into a ponytail. The result is a noticeable poof, with a ponytail in the back and bangs hanging down where the sideburns usually would be. Scene girls do this to save their hair from getting destroyed in the event that a hurricane is going on outside and they need to go somewhere, because it allows them to take out the ponytail and have their hair look exactly the same as before.
girl 1:"haha look at sarah's pathetic scenetail!"
girl 2: "stfu it's so her hair won't get ruined. i happen to like it !"
girl 1: "is there any way she could ruin her hair more ?"
scenetail by SHYLASK3L3T0R August 21, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next