A process of sending mail in Scandinavia. You must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.
- "I've paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail."
- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"
- "That's exactly why it got lost."