n. 1) An enormous ice clump shoved into Northern Europe with exorbitant tax rates, Puritanical liquor laws, an impossible language with whacked out letters (like æ,å and ø), a permanent odor of herring and incredibly hot women.

2) Unwashed female genitalia that reeks of rotten herring.
Damn, I went down to nibble on Shaniqua's beef curtains and man, I hit Scandihoovia! She's gotta douche her nasty ass!
by Tyrøne August 6, 2009
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