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The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.
Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 17, 2008

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