scampi minge

Scampi Minge is an extremely pungent smelling gash, axe wound, minge, foo foo, vajayjay, snatch etc...

Apologies there's no way I can go down on you tonight you have a serious case of scampi minge

by Ginger creepy Tash July 25, 2023

scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped September 17, 2015

turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

by Jimbo Baggins January 25, 2006

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.

You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

by wraftonstagboys June 19, 2011

scampi nipples

Nipples with herpes all around them

Ewww did you see that girls nipples they was scabby as fuck she's got right scampi nipples

by steventomassi March 9, 2017

Scampis

A non-existent word, as the plural is scampi.

I ate scampi, I did not eat scampis any more than I ate sheeps.

by Cantab99 October 2, 2020

Scampi

ZapR's Mother.

I put scampi in a taco, but it's ZapR's mother.

by sneakyman April 11, 2023