by Owen987 April 17, 2023
when your friend Luke rudely hangs up the skype call with you because his mom is yelling at him to get ready then you're still technically still in a call with him.
"hey you forgot to say bye so we're technically still in a call"
"wow travis you're so smart this is why you're my bestest friend"
":)"
"wow travis you're so smart this is why you're my bestest friend"
":)"
by grrgrrcat April 15, 2017
by esnyxvol6 February 28, 2021
Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.
Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”
Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”
Dr. Jewden “You’re absolutely right! That’s exactly what I was trying to say! You’re right! And Hym doesn’t need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Don’t you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesn’t need to fuck a retard, you don’t control of your own life. He’s not a charlatan! It doesn’t matter that he doesn’t believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And I’ll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Don’t you see!? It’s better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews don’t get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing I’m trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didn’t say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you don’t need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!”
Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”
Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
Hym "Hahahahaha! I love it! It's so tragic. I love red pill content. It's like that end scene from 'Harry and the Hendersons' where George is trying to get rid of Harry 'Get out here you we don't want you anymore!' and Harry doesn't really understand! Hahahaha-ah? What the hell is that-"
Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."
Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"
Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."
Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."
Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."
Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"
Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."
Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."
Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023