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My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.
Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."
by Vlad Tepis May 28, 2005
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the government................
The government is Satan.
by off, December 08, 2005
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Satanname
Pronunciation: Mi-cro-soft

Meaning: An evil entity that rules the underworld. One that administrates punishment to ones foolish enough to give in to sin.
Hell now runs on Windows! - Satan

Ether 15:19 - "Microsoft had full power over the PCs of the people; for they were given up unto the hardness of their computers, and the blindness of their minds that they might be destroyed
by Linus B. Torvalds July 01, 2006
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Barbera Streisand
Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!
by Et Moi! January 03, 2004
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Sataninternet
Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan.
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Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.
At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!
by Mr. Bird April 30, 2005
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Personified evil who walks the earth and makes humans screw eachother over.

The devil (see O.J. Simpson
Satan is a real bastard.
by Montague Fisk April 27, 2005
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