A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.
You should have seen the look on Cindy's face when I finished with the sappy seal!
by Walterworld April 4, 2022
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