One of the many dinosaurs walking the earth today. It's father was physically attracted to the earth, dug a hole in the ground, and had sex with the earth. His seed inside of the earth was then nurtured via sunlight and rain, and out sprang a Santosaurous. It currently roams the earth having sex with inanimate objects from teddy bears to telephones.
Holy crap Ted i saw a Santosaurous today and it was totally fucking this stop sign! His father must've been a great man...
by Papa Santos February 14, 2011