most boring town on fucking earth, i mean it. there isnt shit to do except smoke weed at the mall and get harrassed by the cops. magic mountain gets boring after the 2nd time going. this place is half mexicans and African Americans, and the other half is white supremicists who stand at the corner of valencia blvd and mcbean pkwy with there trump 2020 flags. oh yeah i forgot to mention homeless people and crackheads make up 25% of the population too, specifically in stevenson ranch.
santa clarita
lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo
lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc
lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo
lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc
by nomames661 January 26, 2021
suburb of los angeles. it is home to magic mountain, a huge mall, 3 colleges, about 60 public schools spread out through its 5 major incorporated divisions: saugus, valencia, stevenson ranch, newhall, and canyon country. there is some confusion whether castaic is incorporated. about 150,000 people live here. builders like Newhall Farm and Land want to build 60000 new homes because everyone wants to live here, although since these homes will be just slightly outside of the city limits, the city is trying to buy the land away from them to not overpopulate the city.
santa clarita is tight.
by TAshomiyakiyori November 14, 2005
by valencia2005 October 13, 2005
the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.
kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
by thankkgodigotout July 11, 2009
A Latin female. Usually of Mexican heritage who was either raised or has learned to downplay or hide her Mexican identity. She has a deep rooted self hatred for her Mexican blood and tries to hide it with blonde or light hair and makeup. Her last name is a source of embarrassment. She only dates white guys and once married. Her children will be raised as white and their Mexican heritage will hopefully be erased forever.
"Hey Miguel" is that your cousin Manuela, She's beautiful! Is she single?
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
by TRUSAVAGE June 13, 2021