The chief sandman is as classy of a move as they come. The chief sandman is when your banging a chick in the ass, and u pull out, u slap her under both eyes with ur dick, giving her two brown lines under her eyes, as if they were an indian chief.
by sandman77 September 30, 2005
Mr. Sandman is when a sleeping woman's male partner or acquaintance ejaculates onto her closed eyelids. Upon waking up, the dried and crusty semen will feel like granules of sand when she first rubs her eyes.
Mike: "Good morning honey, did you sleep well? How were your dreams."
Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."
Mike: "I love you honey."
Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."
Mike: "I love you honey."
by thinksnow November 21, 2013
An annoying obstical in a video game, usually in guitar hero/rock band, including challenges that are neary imposible to complete(commonly including double notes).
Dude, I was playing rock band the other day on expert when the song pulled an Enter Sandman on my ass.
by Boater58 April 13, 2009
Metallica's most overrated song that distracted people from the band's true classics such as fade to black, one, etc.
by uZi91 July 23, 2009
The most viscously hXc metal band ever to be in existence. Their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.
"Man, that Bill O'Reilly is so viscous.....Just like Sandman Stewart!"
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"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."
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"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"
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"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."
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"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."
OR
"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"
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"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."
by SS fanatic October 4, 2008
Doing doggy-style sex on the beach and you get sand in her booty hole, cumming in the sand, and making her lick it up.
by Turtle Goddess March 17, 2016
Where you shit on a girls foot and she sticks it in ones mouth and the person who got the crap in the mouth pukes in the girls vigina, then, proceed with sex.
1) Shut the hell up hoe. Before i give you a California Sandman.
2)Dude, your a faggot, you probably give California Sandmans to your mom!
2)Dude, your a faggot, you probably give California Sandmans to your mom!
by C HAZE & Nick L. September 14, 2007