Mr. Sandman’s Dreamland Express (Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!!)

The most pure definition of bullshit

Mac- “I can’t win Doc!”
Doc Louis- “Dodge his punch and then counterpunch!”
Mac- “But I can’t, Mr. Sandman’s Dreamland Express (Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!!) is too bullshit fast!”

by PigstepGud December 6, 2021

The Enter Sandman Effect

When a band's most successful song (usually not they're best) becomes they're only known song among non fans.

Joe: "Hey what's your favorite Metallica song?"
Alex: "Oh you know Enter Sandman."
Joe: " Really? I think Fade to Black or Master of Puppents is better."
Alex: "I've never heard those ones."
Joe: "The Enter Sandman Effect." *sigh*

by Will Lange February 20, 2015

The Mr. Sandman

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

by mynameisjustice October 31, 2023

Sandman

A Bitch Ass Nigga

"Man, he's such a Sandman"
"He's always doing Sandman shit"

by he uninstalled :crying_lauging May 15, 2023

Sandman

The act of suffocation through the muzzling of a pillow until the victim falls unconscious or dead.

Woman 1: Did you hear what happened recently.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.

by DarkShiiiiieeeet June 9, 2018

Sandman

a man who will sand you car, door, hook, hand, or a man.

Sandman, man me a sand, make me the cutiest car door hook hand.

by March 14, 2021

Sandman

When you cum on a sleeping persons eyelids, so when they wake up the semin has crusted over.

Last night she fell asleep during sexy so I gave her a sandman and left.

by Hemphoodlum December 30, 2017