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A small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the Northern and Southern hemisphere. The small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. These amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.
Rashad: Dude, WTF is that smell?

Ridwan: I don't know man, I think I just startled a Sand Toad!
by ASG-KU July 29, 2010