A Christian middle school that will inevitably either lead you into a bout of spiraling depression and turn you into an aethiest or will turn you into uber Christain. SJCS is literally hell with a several thousand dollar tuitions. And God forbid, literally, that you're not the whitest bitch on the planet. If you have even an ounce of melanin in your body you will stick out like a soar thumb. And if you don't like someone in your class, well have fun with that, because there are basically like 9 students per class. This piece of Christian trash loves to feed student directly into Valley Christian High School which is arguably 100x worse, with basically biweekly drug/locker checks, because what else do teenagers do. And somehow after years of not being near this cursed middle school, and you may be even at college, you will never forget that place aka hell.
Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?
Yeah, but I went to SJCS.
Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?
Yeah, but I went to SJCS.
San Jose Christian School: a school from hell where all you learn about is how to be a good Christian, and that global warming isn't real.
by cool art September 8, 2019
A murder rate that is high as fuck!
by Yaaaaaaaaay Area December 17, 2008
A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009
A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
by Shrekpuffbar September 11, 2021
Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.
by pentagonixx March 2, 2020
by thatonedudemaloof June 2, 2018
East San Jose is a great place to live if you are from the downtown part of San jo
East side San jo is very ghetto and is my home
Latino, Vietnamese, Is the culture around East San jo. Rappers include E-40, too short, Mac Dre, P-Lo and many others. East San jo has a lot of crime. Gangs include Crips and Seranos. Don’t mess with this fools. Overall how bad it gets East San jo will always be my home
East side San jo is very ghetto and is my home
Latino, Vietnamese, Is the culture around East San jo. Rappers include E-40, too short, Mac Dre, P-Lo and many others. East San jo has a lot of crime. Gangs include Crips and Seranos. Don’t mess with this fools. Overall how bad it gets East San jo will always be my home
by AJ The CaliBoy June 17, 2022