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A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums. Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"
Other Dude: "I can't reach it." Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes." -or- Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!" Girl: "Huh?" |
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