samboism 

A lifestyle which certain African-americans subscribe to where they embrace racial "black" stereotypes because mainstream society already blames them for the negative perceived actions. "If your doing the time, you might as well do the crime." The name Samboism is derived from the offensive "classic" character Sambo, used in the past to racially portray African Americans.

Your a black person who follows all the rules, yet all the white people and other ethnicities still just see you as a criminal because of your complexion. So you say F*¢# it and you put a durag on, a coogie hoodie, roca wear baggy jeans, and some Jordan's you stole from a person who worked for them. Then you rob a liquor store for cash, 40ozs, grape crush, and newports; they gonna think your gonna do it any way so you might as well do it and get the money and products.

He is a samboist. And a terrible person.

Immortal Technique: civil war- "I don't hate on the south,I respect their vision, I just hate on n¡??@$ that promote Samboism.

samboism by Jo-Ra December 28, 2013

Starbonics

1a.the lingo used by Starbucks.
Most of the time it is far from what the actual meaning of the drink is.
b. Tall, Grande, Vente, Macchiato, Tazo. 2. The instruction booklet given by some Starbucks that describe how to order.

Macchiato means "to stain" in Italian but in Starbonics it translates to three shots of espresso and 3/4 of a cup of milk.

"Can I have a medium coffee?"
"Medium"
"Yeah that size"
"You mean Grande"
"Whatever go to hell"

Starbonics by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007

Arvydas Sabonis 

One of the greatest and underrated basketball players in the history. If he would have had the chance to play in NBA when he was 16 (thats when he started playing in the USSR league!) he would be up there with Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson. Got into the NBA at a reasonably old age and yet still was one of the best centers there. His great list of talents include: extremelly good passing, excellent leadership, understanding the team etc.

Arvydas Sabonis - Lithuanian gift to world basketball.

Arvydas Sabonis by jonceblemba January 4, 2006

Domantice Saybonis 

a casual white dude whos sitting on a 3 quarter contract who will most likely be extended for two more games

Domantice Saybonis is such a casual

Domantice Saybonis by lonzoballburner July 13, 2020

The Samboni Surprise 

Background: A proven defensive strategy in ultimate frisbee, occurring when the defensive team dupes the offensive team to throw a floaty huck to a seemingly "wide-open" receiver.

Setup: A player on the defensive team stays back on the kickoff, while the other six players on the defensive team run down the field and match up in man-man defense. The defensive player that did not run down stands near the live sideline, and pretends to not pay attention to the action on the field.

The Play: Once an offensive cutter starts to go deep, his defender releases and the offensive player appears to be wide open. As the offensive thrower gains recognition of his teammate streaking deep unguarded, he is beside himself with joy and locks in on his receiver. As he winds up for a shot of glory, the thrower has one last thought before he releases the disc, "Man, he is so wide open. I better not overthrow this guy. All I got to do is float it." The pins are set as this last minute thought changes the trajectory of the thrower's huck. The defensive player that didn't run down on the kickoff, stops eating a turkey sub and springs into action. The offensive cutter at this point is trotting to meet the floaty disc with a waist-high pancake catch. He does not sense the poaching defender's presence until it's too late. The poaching defender follows to sky the bejeezus out of the lackadaisical cutter resulting in a change of possession.

There are no recorded accounts of this play ever failing.

The Short List of The Samboni Surprise:

Chain Lightning vs Ironside (Club Nationals - 2007)
Wisconsin vs. Colorado (College Nationals - 2008)
Chilipeno vs. Osama bin Huckin' (11th Place Game BUDA Summer League 2009)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (South Regionals 2010)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (a few points later, South Regionals 2010)
Chain Lightning vs. Revolver (Club Nationals 2010)
Bucket vs. Colin McIntyre (Club Nationals 2010)
McAIRenson vs. Agent Orange (CCC 2010)

The Samboni Surprise by flyme November 21, 2010

samboninja 

samboninja is a great guy! he is friends with many other sams but unfortunately gets called a 'fat cunt' alot by Sam Price.

"i love samboninja, hes a great guy" - kyle
"yes but he is a fat cunt" -sam price

samboninja by lucycrops November 2, 2021

hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

hambonics by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004