Sam Green

Someone who either
A) Smoke a load of green and is great at wanking (SAM = Super at masturbating)
B) OR Another name for a gay rock star

Dude, Stop Sam Green-ing and come help me look at this Sam Green on the telly!

Sam Green by bonerizer May 26, 2009

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sam greening

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female

hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl

sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011

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Sam Green • Sam Greenberg • sam greene • sam greening • sam greenspan • sam and colby • Sam Pepper • Sam Fisher • Sam Collins • Sam Winchester

sam greene

A brow guy who things he's the most savage guy on earth.....but really just wants to be as cool as his friends Fed and Rem

yooo Sam Greene! who's mans are you?

sam greene by THE 14" PYTHON IN MY SHORTS December 14, 2016

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sam greenspan

Boy who gets no girls and the girls he does get have missing teeth and vapes in the school toilets

You are a Sam greenspan

sam greenspan by Anonymous11225569 November 24, 2021

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Sam Greenberg

A cool cat, very polite may have died a couple of times but for sure got more than a few lives.

Sam Greenberg-Water Is Wet

Sam Greenberg by AppeaseAgency April 28, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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