saltiness: when you can fit two fingers halfway up one nostril, you sleep where you wipe your boogers and you just dont shower even though everyone in your dorm or house throws you in the shower!
Mike Ross gets really salty when he loses in friendlies.
I'm hella salty that Combofiend got 4th at Evo yesterday.
My mom made me stay home and clean my room so I couldn't go to the party. I was so salty.