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Salted Moose - When an erect penis is dipped into a pina colada and its looks like a moose removing its snout from a river or lake after a drink
During foreplay the couple decided to start off with a Salted Moose.
The college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when Johnny dared Mary to a Salted Moose.
by PoolPig October 04, 2011

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