(Adj.) -a person who is obsessively concerned about getting salt on their car and as a result will be very reluctant to drive their car in the winter and/or will vigorously wash the underside of the car after driven on salted roads.
I wanted to test drive the car that I was going to buy but the salt pussy kept whining about getting salt on his car even though he was about to sell it!
by IROCZ75 February 7, 2009
This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.
A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."
"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009
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