by TheDuncanTM December 27, 2008
Dude, my mom found me in my room with cocaine, condoms, and two guys in my bed. I was sooo fucked up that I performed a Salomon.
by Oc2510 July 25, 2011
Salomon is a dirty wet back who wears blue jackets and red jackets everyday of his life. He enjoys playing fortnite all day without making contact to the outside world. He also likes devouring fat cock down his mouth without hesitation. Overall Salomon is an immigrant that doesn't have a green card and should be sent back to where he came from.
Damn what is that Salomon doing here why isn't he playing fortinte
by MEDIUM GAY March 8, 2018
Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 10, 2020
"hey she is mean" says person 1
"yup, that is Julisa Salomon" says person 2
"she should go fuck herself!" says person 3
"yup, that is Julisa Salomon" says person 2
"she should go fuck herself!" says person 3
by Thegirlwhotellsthetruth March 8, 2017
Joel Hokka in one of the hottest men walking on this mf planet. He was born 5.10.1993. His name day is 13.7. He is known for his amazing voice and he is the other Lead singer of the band Blind Channel.
”Hey did you know today (13.7) is Joel Eerik Salomon Hokka ’s name day?”
”No i did not.”
”U better go and say happy name day to him!”
”No i did not.”
”U better go and say happy name day to him!”
by @bc.arttii July 13, 2021
Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.
In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:
"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.
But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:
"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.
But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009