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A girl who acts like a lesbian until she finds a boyfriend. Not to be confused with actual lesbians, safety lesbians may: A) use sexual preference as an excuse for a chronic lack of boyfriends, B) attract guys with the promise of a threesome, C) muff dive until 'the right guy' comes along. Maria) "Stacey thinks we should threeway with Jake."
Maude) "Be careful, she might just be a safety lesbian." Claire) "So you're a lesbian?" Janet) "Yeah, until the right guy comes along." Claire) "Pfft, safety lesbian..." |
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