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A boy who escaped from a Somalian ghetto early in his life. After working his way through many pirate crews and serving many brutal warlords he eventually escaped to Australia, where his tragic tale of heroism is constantly belittled by his asshole friends.
Sadgurn: This red sunset reminds me of my families blood that I saw spilled in Somalia.
Friends: Shut the fuck up idiot.
by Vingtor April 07, 2010