status. put stat after anything (i.e. ballerstat) to remark about the level of that something that someone is
My friend was pissed after the gynecologist told his girlfriend about her virginstat. dont look at me.
by shinyunicornhorns February 8, 2009
Dude did you see his guitar solo? GNAR STATS!
Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.
Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.
by rachhh November 1, 2007
A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative
ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.
You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat
You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat
by Rbern18 January 26, 2022
A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
by Oggy2973 October 3, 2019
Matt: No way 1 out of 10 cops kills an innocent man every day.
Jordie: Fine, those were just pka stats. They really are evil though.
Jordie: Fine, those were just pka stats. They really are evil though.
by The Rape Squad Killa April 6, 2014
knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
by dsoghaskdg February 18, 2009
A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.
In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."
Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
by Daniel, Sean, Brian, and Geoff January 6, 2007