When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.
in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris
SPORKJOB! Monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a fuck-filled fun fest.
When a woman/man falsely believes removing their 1fake tooth will enhance your blowjob experience
Me: I got a sporkjob last night.
Brah #1: huh?
Me: Dude, this girl went to give me a blowjob, but she removed her one fake tooth and it felt like getting jerked off with a spork. I thought gap toothed blowjobs were bad...
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)