A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.
Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.
You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.
You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.
by lemontwisty December 10, 2010