SOMC

Suck On My Cock.
Used when bragging for any reason, OR when telling people what they should do.

1.Yo bitch, SOMC!

2.Tucker wanted to SOMC. Cuz he's like that.

3.Thats game bitch. SOMC!

by N00bPwn3r6969 April 21, 2008

SOMC

Shit on my cock

Jeff just walked to my door, SOMC!

by tjoytlomlwit123 April 21, 2009

SOMC

Shit On My Chest (a sexual paraphilia for diehards and fetishists)

Donna gave me an SOMC and smothered it all over me.

by Dirty Man Whore March 29, 2005

SOMC

SOMC, which when expressed in a grammatically correct way would read "Shit on my chest" is a particular expression used to describe frustration. In Australian slang, it is a phrase used on a daily basis to emphasise importance of comment. For example, if one cannot get an electronic device to work properly, one might exclaim "Shit on my chest!", meaning that you are so upset with the device you prefer someone could shit on your chest instead dealing with the situation.

1. SOMC! Would you just do me this one favour?

by MegaCat February 3, 2015

SOMC

Still On My Chair. SOMC is an antoynm of ROTFLMAO.

So the bartender says: "Why the long face?" ROTFLMAO.
SOMC.

by Mike Blaszczak December 7, 2003

SOMCS

Spitting on My Computer Screen

Ha! You made me SOMCS

by Ksea2 July 30, 2009