omg, that video Hatchet vs. Genitals was so disgusting and sad that I almost SMPAC!
John: Chris and Tommy came over last night and I was so tired I knocked out. I woke up with a carrot stuck in my ass!
John: STFU you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you!
John: Damn! I was walking home and I saw Eddie get hit by a car. His friggin' guts and brains sprayed all over the sidewalk!
Sylvester: S M P A C
John: Yeah...that was some crazy ish...
John: You missed the funniest shit ever! Paco just tried to light his fart but ended up sharting on himself. I was LMFAO
Sylvester: naw...more like SMPAC. that shart is hella funny!