Single Malt Snob.

Somone who drinks expensive products solely to look rich to other people.

Jay-Z is such a SMS he couldnt tell the difference between Moonshine and the Goose.
by Iamthewombler April 10, 2009
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“Do you go to sms?”

Yes I do!”

“We cant be friends...”
by missdickisthiccc March 22, 2019
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The next phase of the origional* acronym: Social Media Savey

*Derived from Short Message
The next phase of the origional* accronym: Social Media Savey

Adjective: Knowledgable of the IoT (Internet of Things), digital communication and technology; adept at interfacing between the real world and the world wide web, and; an awarenes of the real world they live in.
eg. “In no time at all they colated a ballanced view over a sensative subject, into a recuring online publication with text, images and videos. J is well SMS”

Noun: The SMS's

A group of people whoes esistance will be as short lived as the origional meaning.
They are predominantly the group of people who had phones at school long before the concept of 4g networks and data. Growing up at the begining of the internet and computer revolution and now having more worldly experiance the SMS's are the most adept and juggling the interface between the real world and the world wide web. However, as the rate of change is so fast and it is not uncommon to see smart phones being used by people who didnt grow up with colour TV and it is second nature to anyone joining the developed world now . The necessity to define Them will diminish and They will cease to exist.

The only saving grace for the SMS’s is if navigation between the real world and the world wide becomes viewed as a skill and a new industry is born… did that already happen?
by CrowdLeader December 27, 2016
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•Me to friend: I'm dying over here. I'm so bored. Sms
• God, I need to get a life. Sms
by Boom! October 15, 2016
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Abv. for Sales Mark.
The logo has a SM at the right.
by Scratch DJ February 5, 2005
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SMS = Smirks silently.

We all know nobody actually lol's when they lol.
The more appropriate term would be to type 'sms'. Because I'm sure you smirk at the computer screen a lot. But laughing out loud is a little too much.
"...And then she totally slapped the shit out of him."

"Sms."
by 100 Percent Cotton August 15, 2008
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Being a "Sm" is basically being awful at every game you play. This also includes swearing extensively while dying in a FPS. This is named after a particularly bad player at Halo 2, Halo 3, and Call of Duty 4.
WOW, you're just another Sm.
by Likwidddd March 8, 2008
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