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1.
(n) Any gelatinous substance that's sticky & gleams in the sunlight.

(v) To completely fuck up; to jizm over an extended distance

Can also be used as an interjection, serving as a family-friendly alternative to "Shit!" when bumping into hard objects.
Dude, what's that SKWAJ on your cheek.

I really SKWAJ'd that test question.

SKWAJ, I'm out of toilet paper!
by JiveTurkey October 05, 2004