A black hearted soulless Sgt of marines who will stick his foot so far up your ass, his toe nails tickle your tonsils. The mere whisper of his name invokes fear in even the most battle hardened of staff NCO's. He is one hell of a hard charging pipe layer. Rah devil.
by Thebighorn February 12, 2017
A ranking officer in the Bear Military, primarily known for his role in the "Grumbles Massacre", where he allowed his unit to come under heavy attack by the rebel Lion Forces resulting in their complete slaughter. At the time, Sgt. Grumbles had found a cache of honey and had consumed it all.
by Johnathon Wibworth III Esq. September 25, 2005
(a.k.a Sergent Frog)a weird but funny manga about aliens that look like demented frog people that are "suppoeively" trying to take over Earth but can't since their plans are strange and can't really work.
by Fart! March 30, 2005
Shitty Green Trucks / 2000. A Drummondville Kebecstand based trucking outfit notoriously known for hiring English-challenged people and of having some drunk dispatchers and cute secretaries with high bang-ability factors.
They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.
Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.
They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.
They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.
Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.
They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.
Dan: What do you call an SGT 2000 truck going against a McKevitt Trucking truck?
John: What??? Whatt?
Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee
John: That's so true...
John: What??? Whatt?
Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee
John: That's so true...
by Damn Damn Danno October 2, 2005
1.) Short for the Beatles album Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band.
2.) The best album of a band.
2.) The best album of a band.
Too bad their first album was already their Sgt. Pepper's.
'Harvest' is Neil Youngs Sgt. Pepper's. - You serious? 'After the Gold Rush' is!
'Harvest' is Neil Youngs Sgt. Pepper's. - You serious? 'After the Gold Rush' is!
by Schmierwurst November 12, 2008
The badass Soviet motherfucker in Call of Duty: World at War. He is so badass that he could spit in Capt. MacMillan's direction and kill him AND Chuck Norris. He gets pleasure from slaughtering German soldiers with a machete and hunts German generals for sport. Sgt. Reznov is one bad mofo. He also has the best lines in CoD: WaW
Facts about Sgt. Reznov
Sgt. Reznov could spit in Capt. MacMillan's direction and kill him AND Chuck Norris.
The Nazi Zombies of CoD: WaW were resurrected only by Sgt. Reznov's pissed drive.
Sgt. Reznov does not need a trigger finger. His gun shoots when he tells it to.
Sgt. Reznov inspired this definition by turning in his grave and looking in the author's direction.
There is not enough alcohol in the world to get Sgt. Reznov drunk.
Sgt. Reznov will not reveal his first name, or has no first name at all.
Sgt. Reznov has tentacle raped every anime chick that ever lived. So now when you watch your hentai, that's not a tentacle monster, that's Sgt. Reznov's dick reaching across from Mother Russia to Japan. Yes, his dick is in fact, the only tentacle monster that ever existed. Any other reports of other tentacle monsters are capitalist lies and you will be sniped by Reznov if you think differently.
Sgt. Reznov once slowed down time for six seconds so he could watch the death of General Amsel in slow motion.
Sgt. Reznov could spit in Capt. MacMillan's direction and kill him AND Chuck Norris.
The Nazi Zombies of CoD: WaW were resurrected only by Sgt. Reznov's pissed drive.
Sgt. Reznov does not need a trigger finger. His gun shoots when he tells it to.
Sgt. Reznov inspired this definition by turning in his grave and looking in the author's direction.
There is not enough alcohol in the world to get Sgt. Reznov drunk.
Sgt. Reznov will not reveal his first name, or has no first name at all.
Sgt. Reznov has tentacle raped every anime chick that ever lived. So now when you watch your hentai, that's not a tentacle monster, that's Sgt. Reznov's dick reaching across from Mother Russia to Japan. Yes, his dick is in fact, the only tentacle monster that ever existed. Any other reports of other tentacle monsters are capitalist lies and you will be sniped by Reznov if you think differently.
Sgt. Reznov once slowed down time for six seconds so he could watch the death of General Amsel in slow motion.
by WetWilly12345121 April 15, 2009
by jostdog September 13, 2010