schlala 

To tell someone to either "shut up" or "fuck off." This term was originated in a suburb of Detroit and was spread through the speech of the "Dala Master."

Mike: You have a hot mom, man!
Jimmy: Why don't you schlala!

-or-

Mike: I heard you were-
Jimmy: SCHLALA!

schlala by Jamessss February 15, 2007

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

schlamazecoze 

Amazingly cozy. Used to describe a particularly cozy setting or activity.

"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!

schlamazecoze by Deborah 'Debs' Watkins December 9, 2010

Schalacking 

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.

Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!

Schalacking by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

Schlaaked 

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

Schlaaked by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.

Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.

schlamazel by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

Schmalam malam 

Its a random saying that should be used anytime you cant think of anything to say or if you just wana be random.

Hey scotty... I got your mum pr.. ummmm, Schmalam malam!!

Schmalam malam by Sam Alame April 22, 2008