The C.A.N.S. is an acronym for Crazy Ass Nigga Syndrome or also referred to as the 'Chris Tuckers'. This syndrome is often brought upon with the presence of THC or extreme moments of excitement. Symptoms are: Louder more high pitched voice, Screaming, and yelling.
Joey: "Man paka really had the C.A.N.S. last night, he wouldn't stop yelling after we ripped from that bong"
Wade:"Damn Chris Tucker sure had the C.A.N.S. in the movie, friday"
Short for Fat Ass Nerd, to be said in MMORPGs like WoW & Runescape. The typical F.A.N. is a super high level player that thinks he is superior to all other players because of his online persona. Often, he will shout out random, condescending phrases like, "You noob!" and brag about his stats or fast internet speed. Or make fun of yours. The typical F.A.N. has such a high level character only because he sits on his ass all day long playing the damn game, eating Twinkies by the boxful and chugging 2 liters of Mountain Dew. Don't feel bad when a F.A.N. insults you; he's only trying to make up for the fact that he's an utter failure in real life.
See also virgin, douche, fucktard
"You noob! You should hop worlds because I've been here fighting these Greater Demons for the past 16 hours, and my needs are clearly more important than yours!"
"Shut up, F.A.N., this is the internet and everyone is equal here...and you should be grateful for that, because you suck in real life."
W.A.N is a acronym for Weak Ass Nigga!!!
Guy 1."Man why didn't I holla at that girl last night?"
Guy 2."YOUR A FUCKIN' W.A.N THAT'S WHY."
Shit Ain't No Joke Son "S.A.N.J.S."
S.A.N.J.S. - when a spectacular bike polo event occurs, you make someone look ridiculous and kick rocks, or your name is Corner Shot.
I stormed by this sucker on my bike playing grass polo and scored a self-header on his sucker goalie and it was S.A.N.J.S. I then proceeded to state S.A.N.J.S because the event was so embarrassing for the two players I just schooled.
Function: Expression, collection of nouns and verbs.
Date of urban adoption: circa early 21st century
Acronym (S.A.F.)used for the following three word expression:
(Must be used in full expression and not shortened version.)
ex: Say <<ShitAssFuck!!!>>
and not <<S.A.F.!!>>
N.B. Must be pronounced as one word.
Expression used when overwhelmed with emotion and not sure which swear word to use in order to define ongoing emotional state.
Must be used with one of these following voice intonations: <<pimpy>>, angry, discouraged and triumphant.
1. <<Baby, S.A.F. (Shitassfuck) that was good.>>
2. << Sir, you failed the alcohol blow test...>>
An acronym created by Micahel Hannah in the Twin Cities, MN to identify people who follow the urban culture who are about their business in life. It takes away from the original thug meaning and makes it more positive. The letters stand for Gaining Attrubutes Needed (to) Get Somewhere Through Achievement, spelling out the word gangsta. Common people following the postive urban movement are also dubbed as real hip hop heads, who show interest in music by such rappers as Lupe Fiasco, Talib Kweli, Mos Def and other more thought provoking rappers, aside from some tasteless gibberish commerical rap. The acronym was made into a song that features on the underground hip hop album "New Agenda Musik" by local Twin Cities, MN hip hop artists Young Son (Michael Hannah) and A.R.O (Tony Ohnstad, featuring local Neo-Soul singer Kovan.
That speech you did about ending discrimination in our community was raw! You really keeping it G.A.N.G.S.T.A!
Acronym for "Fuck Action -N- Train Action"; variation of the phrase "running the train" but F.A.N.T.A. describes a sexual experience involving at least 3 people; also known as orgy.
Bob: "So what's up with that girl you fucked last week? Does she have a friend for me to hook up with?"
Tom: "She said she did and that they're both down with the F.A.N.T.A.!!!"
Bob: "Well, fuck, dude, why haven't you called her? Lets get nasty!!!"