When you're too tight to pay for seats together on Ryanair flights so you let Ryanair randomly allocate them to you so you play Ryanair Roulette!
On our recent flight to Amsterdam I played Ryanair Roulette and lost....my mate got to sit with the fitty with the titties while I got lumbered with the boulder with the odour
by bulb85 October 6, 2017